Morning Person
21-Apr-2005
In the misty morning I awoke,
With my eyes all baggy and my wallet broke;
My mind said, "James!" and I said "Who?",
My alarm clock was ringing: I didn't know what to do!
I pushed some buttons, then I pushed some more,
Then I slipped out of bed and fell on the floor!
I hit my elbow, then my left knee,
Then I realized: I really had to pee!
So with much pain and suffering, I got off the floor,
And with as much haste as I could muster, I made for the door;
When in the hall, my feet did slip,
And to the ground I was taking a trip;
I reached the bathroom, all battered and bruised,
Then I saw, it was already being used!
